When asked how he got an invitation, this is his story.
So one day, I was.... practicing my shooting skills in the yard... you see I have my ways with the crossbow you see...
Anyway... so I wasn't exactly on top of my game that day you see... and I missed the target by quite a bit...
So you see I hit a bird... and killed it... ah yes... it was rather unfortunate *he frowns*
And then all of a sudden... the bird i killed TRANSFORMED INTO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!
It turns out that... he was a... what's the term again? ah, yes... a shapeshifter...
A murderous criminal that's been eluding the guards for years... they didn't know he was a shapeshifter *chuckles*
So then... the guards... they gave me an invitation to this... thing...
Anyway... so I wasn't exactly on top of my game that day you see... and I missed the target by quite a bit...
So you see I hit a bird... and killed it... ah yes... it was rather unfortunate *he frowns*
And then all of a sudden... the bird i killed TRANSFORMED INTO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!
It turns out that... he was a... what's the term again? ah, yes... a shapeshifter...
A murderous criminal that's been eluding the guards for years... they didn't know he was a shapeshifter *chuckles*
So then... the guards... they gave me an invitation to this... thing...
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